that moment when life gives you lemons

i just wanted to tell you that i have told Life that i loved it when it gave me lemons. because a lemon is not enough to throw me back down, neither are a jillion lemons. and i have told Life that if it ever gave me lemons again, i would squash it on the juicer then drink it then when the amount is big enough to make a lemon juice company, i would surely make one with all the pools of lemonade and then i would make it to the cover of famous magazines with exquisitely yay-face photos of me standing in front of my lemon juice company for the achievement i'd get at being the first man in universe to have converted lemonade into gasoline.

you see, Life? the lemons you gave don't bother me, at all. don't bother us, at all. we'll always know how to make the most out of your lemons, and for heaven's sake, the lemons are free gift away stuffs!

and i love free stuffs.